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Are we potatoes? If so I wouldn’t want to be a potato with anyone else but you
maxxdaddy64: a-wank-and-a-nap: dudeman1der: Very lovely and sexy couch potato. This babe loves to finger her twat in front of the camera!!! Most excellent! http://maxxdaddy64.tumblr.comhttp://maxxdaddy64.tumblr.comLadies submissions are welcomed
keepcalmandtitsout: Potato, you are unnecessarily large. As is the 15lb bag you arrived in. I love potatoes!! Boy is that sucker big!!!
stuckinthesummertime: tranquil-ity: you are the cutest boy alive marry me harry edward styles.
dinnerwasdelicious: Roasted Beet Salad with Goat CheeseWe love beets and it’s not because they’re the only non-potato vegetable in our January CSA. We love them because they’re earthy and sweet and super fucking tasty. They are the most glamorous
yamsgarden: Happy Undertale Anniversary late! A wonderful game that made me meet some of the greatest potatoes 💖✨ less thank you for those who have been a$$holes and gave me a horrible time u know who u are AHHH anyway, I will always love u MTT absjk
tw0doorcinema-slut: xanswerxthatx: pettyartist: thecutestofthecute: Because Pitbulls need love too. LOOK AT THESE DUMB POTATOES AAAAAA omg so cute. i want one. look how lovely and friendly they are, why they are banned in the UK is stupid. They
a-distinguished-potato: i love how Tom and Carrie are going full out “behold the majestic Gary” and if you zoom in majestic af
forgotteninferno: glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful
ponypotatoes: Peep or treat! The Potatoes have never been trick or treating before, and in many ways the celebrations are still very new to them! Lil’Blue dressed up as a lady bug! He seemed to really love the idea, seeing that Lady Bugs are Potatoes
just-shower-thoughts: Its amazing how potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable
super-sandri: yrbff you can only pick one
Beautiful Language Fact:
twoworldss-onefamily: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
I Am Nobody
whitemourning:whitemourning:what soup ingredient are you.. options include garlic carrot potato corn and a secret option 🌽🍅🥔🍲🥕🧅🧄glad to see that we are all loving the soup 🥰🥄
vane-potatoe: wolfinson: lexxgotthejuice: This was improv! Didn’t practice this at all before. I love that they take turns with who is the focus too. omgg this was so fun to listen to! Both of them are so talented!
catsoverhumanity: I could care less if someone is vegan or not. You eat what you wanna eat and I would eat this lovely juicy steak with mashed potatos on the sides. I do have problems with those who say meat eaters are cold blooded killers with a heart
chessys: i love when u can see ppls laptop screens in the library and theyre fucking around taking a buzzfeed quiz about what potato byproduct they are.. me too sis
potato-story:It’s so adorable how he refused to join them and proceed to hang out with the horses in the background instead.Sidenote: I am deeply in love with the new opening song for season 2
currycanary: “I think that one was about to say, ‘I love you.’ They are sentient of course. We just have a lot of them.”
deathbeforediet:piragon:sexorcismo:Miam Potatoes are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy oh my god
knightsolaireofthesun:I love SCP because you have things likeSUPER DANGEROUS ULTRA SENTIENT FLESH VIRUS THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY THE WORLD MUST CONTAIN AT ALL COST GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR SOULSAnd then you haveHalf cat
amtrax: wormsounds: liddellsuite: I love how Great White sharks are terrifying until you get them at that one angle and then they’re just Potato chumby name is grumbo
curlywhirliness: i-chew-on-pushpins: kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them Like you’ve never wanted to lay in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.
moviemeatloaf: piragon:sexorcismo:Miam Potatoes are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy Brilliant.
potatoeing: doitsusleftnut: navigatorin: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: meanwhile in england i am in a dress everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’ there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach everybody not
glittertitties: paper-planes-and-toy-trains: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away this is the most beautiful post i have ever
hime-deere: even if there are days when you feel like a potato just remember there’s someone that will still love you
hjarta:carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists
thelolitalifestyle: justcazz: thelolitalifestyle: vogue-nymphet: thelolitalifestyle: Finally I’ve arrived at my home planet ☾ ☯ The notes on this *_* thanks guys ❤️ love you all How are you real? 😍 Naaa stop it I’m a potato without
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These are going in the ground this morning! Red Duke of York seed potatoes. Hopefully, 10 weeks from today, I’ll have some lovely fresh new potatoes. Perfect for par boiling, marinading and then grilling on the barbecue.
methlord: methlord: sweet potatoes are an abomination who the fuck ever eats regular potatoes and thinks “you know what i’d love? a slightly sweeter version of this” fuck you
monkeysaysficus:piragon: sexorcismo: Miam Potatoes are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy [screeching]
easternwu: 30 Days of Jojo DAY ONE - Favorite Jojo: JOGIO I’m sorry but I just can’t choose one. Jojos to me are like potatoes. They can appear in different forms (mashed, fries,chips, hash browns) but in the end they’re still potatoes and I love
clopper-dude replied to your post: GUESS WHO JUST ATE AN ENTIRE BAG OF SALT AND… THOSE CHIPS ARE TASTY AS FUCK YEAH THEY’RE FUCKIN AMAZING I LOVE POTATOES POTATOES ARE AMAZING